1. 11:48 18th Apr 2014

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    Reblogged from dutchster

    Tags: animalspuppiesDiane

     
  2. 11:47

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    Tags: textscienceDiane

    foomod:

    rocketbeagle0:

    rocketbeagle0:

    I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

    LOOK

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    IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

    Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered

    The booty

     
  3. 11:47

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    Reblogged from hubedihubbe

    Tags: animalssnakeDiane

    (Source: dicksplit)

     
  4. 11:47

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    Tags: animalskittiesDiane

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    cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

    cuddlepunch:

    This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

     
  5. 21:41 17th Apr 2014

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    Reblogged from charlattea

    Tags: textDiane

    skypestripper:

    im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

     
  6. 21:41

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    Reblogged from amy-banner

    Tags: marvelAvengers

     
  7. 21:41

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    Reblogged from dutchster

    Tags: brickDiane

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    gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

    gingerten:

    gingerten:

    This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

    I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

     
  8. 21:41

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    Tags: animalsbirdowlDiane

    visuealist:

    An eerie-looking (Lesser) Sooty Owl.

     
  9. 21:38

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    Reblogged from lascocks

    Tags: textappleDiane

    hobgoblinhero:

    the-time-goddess-of-221b:

    smoochlock:

    so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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    i’m fucking crying 

    it says ‘no.’

    it literally says NO.

    oh my god

    with a period, end of story. 

     
  10. 21:23

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    Reblogged from oniontitan

    Tags: textDiane

    narwhal-noir:

    I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”